Wednesday, December 9, 2009

stupid assumptions about cheating

Ok, I realize that a lot a people cheat. I realize that there are single people that want to cheat with married people. This whole crap with Tiger Woods has totally become everyone's fascination (how we love to see the mighty fall). BUT over the years I've observed a crapload of cheaters. Ah yes, fascinating idiot savants in my humble opinion. Men and women are different (like that's a complete shock to anyone reading my blog), but somehow, no matter how many times we hear it, some idiot takes the giant leap of faith that it's not. Tiger Woods, any cheating man for that matter, is a perfect example.

Think about it. A single guy dating a married woman....he's looking for "no strings", no complications, no woman hanging on his every word and demanding a shitload of his time. So, that's what a single woman dating a married man is thinking, right? Uh yea, bull twinkie. Men ultimately want a physical relationship, until oops they've fallen into an emotional one. Women want an emotional relationship and many will often use a physical relationship to get the emotional. So here's the married man...thinking that this single chica is dating his ass for "no strings", after all she knows he's married, they're on the "down low". A single guy is all about the "ass" and yes, dating a married woman is all about strings free ass. So a married man, usually assumes that a single woman wanting a married man is also looking for strings free ass....really? If you realize how different men and women can be, then this assumption is simply idiotic.

Women, all women, no matter what we say, we want emotional ties. And some of our bitchy asses are more wacked than others. Some women get an ego feed from taking another woman's man. It's starts simple enough, he's sneeking off, lying, and spending money on this "toy" in his mind--in her mind, he's sneeking off to be with "HER", he's lying to be with "HER", and he's spending his money on "HER". Inflate, inflate, inflate. The more her ego inflates with each time that she "takes" this other woman's man, the more she wants to feed her ego. This becomes like a drug and she's going to call the wife, she's going to make sure that woman knows, and if your ass is famous, expect that bitch to call the Enquirer. We're not talking about a professional call girl, we're talking about a woman with her biological clock ticking and she ain't getting no younger. Even if she's not wanting to have kids, no woman really wants to be alone, no woman (heterosexual woman) doesn't want a man. And if she's screwing one, well that's a 90+% that's the man she wants. But the single woman screwing a married man isn't addicted to the man near as much as she is addicted to taking that man from his woman. It's a contest and she's out to win. No matter what she's calling your wife, eventually. Cat will get out of that bag, and that's one nasty cat. Think about it. What becomes the ultimate ego feed for a woman getting a high off a married man??? Well, duh, the married jerk leaving his wife--ultimately him leaving his wife for her, divorcing the wife for her, and of course, marrying her.

I know, that's ridiculous. Most cheating men aren't leaving their wives. Nope. Most cheating men are never leaving their wives. The only way the single chick lands that married man is if wifey cuts his ass out her life...and seriously girls, who wants another woman's reject??? In fact, some of us probably know cheating men that got kicked to the curb, and the mistress took off too. WHY? Because that bitch wants a man who belongs to someone else. It's like a drug. She's feeding her ego. She needs that drama. She needs to feel more important than another woman.

Here's the real world: a woman wants a man for emotional satisfaction--ultimately for some women this is all about their ego and emotional satisfaction. For a woman knowingly dating a married man, it's all about her ego. We will know about it. Only a crazy bitch is screwing a married man knowingly, and that bitch is saving the dress.

The single guy dating a married woman...do we even know of a highly publicized married woman called out on the carpet by her boy toy? ummm...hold on...I'm thinking....wait, no..still thinking....hell NO, because a single guy dating a married woman isn't worried about his ego being destroyed if she stays with her husband--in fact, that's the whole point for him. If he does get hooked, even he doesn't want anyone to know. But that crazy bitch will, every single time. Hell Tiger--10 came out in the last week or so...oh and don't give me that crap about they didn't all admit to it, some of them were more discreet, blah, blah, blah...them bitches told somebody--end result--world knows. That comes from the simplest rule we all know about women (and I'm a woman so I can admit it)--all women have to talk about what they are thinking, feeling, needing, et cetera. And a crazy bitch, well, she's calling your wife eventually and if you're Tiger Woods or Bill Clinton or JFK, expect her to show up to your birthday party with your wife and a couple friends and sing "Happy Birthday" in the sexiest sleeziest voice over the loud speaker.

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